Ahh Skyrim marriages. It was only yesterday that I hired him in the Silverblood Inn for 500 septum….
Marriage= free money… always do this. I’ll need to look if it works this way in real life
Vorstag is my bottom bitch/ waifu
Which My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic pony are you?
Pinkie Pie
As cute and quirky as a pony on a unicycle, with more energy and exuberance than an all-you-can-eat sugar rush, you can’t help but naturally be the one that stands out from the crowd. And you don’t mind! In fact you’re usually have too much fun to even notice those other ponies staring at you. You love life and keep looking at it through those rose-tinted (or should I say pink-tinted) specs! And what’s the point in being happy if you can’t spread the cheer with others? With your gift of wonderful silliness you can bring a smile to anyone’s face and help turn those frowns upside-down.
Derpy Hooves:
Aeiou, muffins.
I really need to stop drinking and playing Pokemon
It has probably been like five times that I had to sweep the Team Rocket Wizard in the Dragon Gym city with my Arcanine.
Drunk me forgets to save, a lot. But drunk me also loves that Pokemans game.
So I bought Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning yesterday…
and naturally I named my buxom night elf-looking character “Thundertits.”
What I didn’t realize that was when you craft shit like weapons and armor, they try and force you to give the item a name. Every time it prompted with the default name they tried to give my character.
However, when you cancel out of it and return to the menu screen, you’ll discover that the crafted item has your chosen name.
So now I am wearing a full set of Thundertits, wielding a pair of Thundertits, and the local merchants are fully stocked with Thundertits.
I couldn’t have asked for it to go any better.
Apparently Bofur is a Mainer/Canadian
Living off the land, wrestling bears and such. XD
Yes. In Maine we all wrestle bears as a rite of passage.
The bear I wrestled’s name was Bonkers. He forefeited after 7 minutes cause he felt bad about messing up my make up. I also do a mean chokeslam
I regularly Izuna drop bears to keep the w’men folk protected. Gotta keep the lands protected somehow. /shrugs
More fun of the joke, http://lissinator.tumblr.com/
I can’t link your name as fancy as you did mine
Yeah well…your face
XD
More fun of the joke, http://lissinator.tumblr.com/
I can’t link your name as fancy as you did mine
I just realized… Danitor the Lannistor… Awesome.
Alright, so this is sort of a running joke between The-Danitor and I. We were chatting about GoT one day and she called me a Greyjoy for “paying the iron price” for season 2, while she actually payed money for hers. (I are a pirate at times) So I guess I am a Greyjoy and she is a Lannister………we suck Dani.
