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Another work story

The other day, I was helping a guest look at cameras “so she could upload pictures to the internet.” She produced a tablet and stated that her “computer was broken and this thing (pointing to the tablet) couldn’t take pictures because it was a piece of shit.” (with electronics, 99% of the time, you get what you pay for)

I showed her the two laptops we sell, but she didn’t want to spend the money, and at that point one of our kid’s tablets caught her eye. At first, I thought she was looking for a permanent replacement, but boy was I wrong!

We then focus the conversation on the kid’s tablet and I’m now thinking she’s looking for a child. I tell her all the neat features, how it has the two cameras and a lot of pre-downloaded kids apps. Then the bombshell drops:

"Yeah, but can it go to Facebook?" 

It took me a moment to think, but I soon remembered that Facebook required you to be like 13 to sign up, and a kid’s tablet would clearly block access to that site. 

"No, I don’t think you can, even in browser."

"Oh, I guess I can’t upload a pic my kid’s haircut then."

Me:

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Jewelry making summer sweatshop

Jewelry making summer sweatshop

Anyone else play Tomodachi Life? It’s tons of fun, and even more fun to be a jackass on the Miiverse thread. 

You can see my marvelous reflections through drawings there ;)

TINGLE HAT. Holy shit.

TINGLE HAT. Holy shit.

I have always been a piece of shit cosplayer.

I have always been a piece of shit cosplayer.

I prefer “Round Up” because it has a smoother flavor, but one cannot deny the feeling of freedom you get from “Stallion” unfilters

I prefer “Round Up” because it has a smoother flavor, but one cannot deny the feeling of freedom you get from “Stallion” unfilters

So I forgot I had this in my basement. It even has a wireless mic so you can be an asshole too. Best. Fifty. Bucks. Spent.

A train, pissed off that it is no longer the most viable form of transport, has caused a brush fire in my area.

I FOUND HIM AGAIN! And I tried to extort him, he didn’t fall for it so I took took the drugs the hard way

A Skyrim story.

This is like my 4th or 5th time playing through Skyrim. What I can say, it’s a good game.

So it was like 3 AM gametime and I was travelling to Winterhold via the road from Dawnstar. 

Snowing like a mother-fuck.

On the path, by some crumbling walls I see a figure.

I drew my bow. He didn’t turn into a red dot on my compass.

So I walked up, bow still drawn.

It was a Bosmer. 

And he asked me a question.

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